Our boat trip down the Li River started with a mini-bus pick-up at our hotel. Four other passengers were picked up with us... all foreigners. Our tour guide was an odd fellow named Niko. He had an odd way of speaking and VERY bad jokes. For example "The Li River starts at Cat Mountain - not Brokeback Mountain - that's for gays." Uh huh. From our tour guide. Niko gave us panda stickers to wear and filled us in a little on the history of the Li River (see previous joke as an example). After about 30 minutes we arrived at the dock where we joined many other tour groups swarming inside the adjoining souvenir shop. About five boats were waiting to take us away. Inside the boat we were seated according to our tour group, although the seating was only required at lunch.
The Li River is a very wide, brown river. Our boat was a double-decker little cruise ship with an open kitchen in the back. As we set out down the river we watched the cooks on the boats ahead of us prepare lunch.
It was a foggy day (as most have been recently) and the karst (limestone) moutains loomed in the mist on either side of the river. The only other mountain I've seen that comes close to the shape of thes mountains is Gibraltor in Spain. The limestone mountains are jagged and steep with many peaks in close proximity. Most are covered in a carpet of trees and shrubs, but many face the river with a sheer bald rocky face dotted with caves. If you've ever seen any traditional ink paintings of mountains in China, these are the moutains that were painted.
The most startling thing about the trip was our first encounter with a bamboo rat. Our boat was cruising at a steady clip down the center of the river. About a dozen metres ahead and to one side were two men on a bamboo raft - fishing we assumed. However, as we approached, the two men started frantically moving their raft towards our boat. It looked like a suicide attempt - they were on a fast and direct route to collide with our boat which, despite our alarm, continued in a straight line bearing down on the raft's trajectory. As the raft disappeared from our view beneath our boat we rushed to the side in horror. I actually had visions of pirates raiding our boat a la "Life Aquatic". That thought was actually a little closer to the truth that a suicide mission as we saw the rafters cunningly latch onto our boat and attempt to sell carved Buddha statues through the windows. That raft was the first of many enterprising pairs of raft vendors we encounter along the 50 km stretch of the Li River.
As we drifted along the river we also encountered legitimate vendors as other boats delivered chickens, fish and vegetables to the boat's kitchen. Whenever we crossed behind another tour boat we'd catch a whiff of something yummy cooking.
When lunch was served we were a little disappointed to find that our tour group did not get any fish, but the Chinese tour group got a lot of fish and seafood for a price that was half of ours. Next time we'll take the Chinese tour since we didn't get much tour info on the boat anyway. Nevertheless, our lunch was still tasty: fried chicken, fried peanuts, spicy tofu, dumplings, soup, bean sprouts and rice plus bananas for dessert. We sat with a friendly guy from Spain who was travelling the world and on his way to Hong Kong. He had fallen in love with a girl from Guilin earlier on his trip and had just left her for the rest of his trip.
Somewhat related to our boat lunch, I just realised that I forgot to mention our breakfast adventure. The hotel has two restaurants: a Chinese one and a Western one. We wanted to sample the traditional noodles local to the area and went to the Chinese restaurant. It was packed! I think we confused and frustrated the Maitre D'. Apparently we needed a coupon to eat there and didn't have one or speak Chinese. She sent us up two floors to the other restaurant. When we got there and realised that it was a Western breakfast we went back down and offered to pay at the Chinese restaurant where they apparently had no means of accepting payment, so we were again sent two floors up to the Western restaurant. Breakfast there costs 65 RMB each. Compared to our other breakfast (about 2 RMB total) it was a huge rip-off so we left the hotel in search of a local spot. Unfortunately none were nearby and we were quickly running out of time before the tour bus came so we finally admitted defeated and ate our most expensive meal so far: eggs, toast and fruit!
Back to the Li River.
The only thing left to say is that I felt like we were in Apocalypse Now, floating down the river with unseen enemies lurking in the shadows along the shore. Tanny thought I was being a little too horror-movie-minded.
Shortly after lunch we arrived at Yangshou, which the Lonely Planet describes as a sleepy backpackers' haven. After we pushed through the crowd of vendors lining the road up to town, my first impression was that it was the perfect stereotype of my imaginary China. A small town with tile-roofed houses lining cobble-stone streets rising out of the limestone mountains and surrounded by fields of rice paddies. There were even people with cone hats! On closer inspection it was more like a Chinese Whistler with bars, hotels and boutiques in a natural setting. Most restaurants serve more Western food than Chinese and the only thing sleepy is the hung-over backpackers.
Our guest house - the Buffalo Bar - was only a couple of years old and our room had a very modern Asian theme - very stylish! The guesthouse was situated above a bar and run by an Aussie (Alf) and his Chinese wife. Alf used to work for a tour company here, got married and started the bar and guesthouse - really nice guy. At 120 RMB / night it was pretty cheap although apparently expensive for Yangshou.
After checking in we decided to tour the town. We found a bike rental place, travel agents and a bank, then went looking for souvenirs which Yangshou has in abundance. It was raining off and on and we got pretty soaked but the rain was also refreshing.
Numerous ladies walked the streets selling postcards, ponchos and umbrellas - everyone was very enterprising! We resisted those souvenirs but I couldn't resist one shop - the only man with gongs! My search was over. I quickly found one that I liked and started the bargaining process. He started at 750 RMB and we bartered on a pad of paper to 550 RMB - 50 over my starting point which I later realised was way too high -- I was just so excited! I now know that there is the white guy price, the Chinese tourist price and the real price, each being about half of the previous price. So really I should have started at 150 RMB. Oh well! He was a funny bald man with no teeth and after the sale he invited us into his house to see his other treasures (of course -- he thinks we'll buy anything if we buy a rusty gong for 550). He had two rooms full in a very spartan house. He couldn't talk us into buying anything more. When we put my 550 into his bundle of cash we realised that he rakes it in - the man's a souvenir genius! Oh - when I asked him how old the gong was, he told me it's 200 years old - a bargain for something so old!
Later in the evening Tanny did a better job bargaining for two pillow cases: 60 RMB for two versus the asking price of 85 RMB each (for white people) and 45 RMB each (for Chinese people).
It ended up raining very heavily that evening so we wimped out and ate at the Buffalo Bar. They had a very extensive menu with more than 50 dishes, both Western and Chinese. I wimped out further and had a burger while Tanny had the local specialty: beer fish -- so fresh that the fish was delivered to the bar by a guy on a motorcycle while we were waiting!
That night wasn't the best for sleeping. The bars across the street from our guesthouse were blaring dance music from 12 to 2, followed by someone's drunken karaoke. We then lost power, and therefore air conditioning at about 2:30 and lay in the sweltering heat. A rough night indeed.